Film Difficulty Ranking: 1

I feel like a cheat. This film is technically a Spanish film, but lucky for you, it’s all in English and has a familiar face in Elijah Wood! So no arguments! Grand Piano features some great editing, some great music, and a load of tension. This thriller was what Whiplash director Damian Chazelle was doing before he became famous (he wrote the script for this one).

Why Watch Grand Piano?
  • You’ll be surprised at how tense a piano recital can be.
  • For a classic ‘break a leg’ pun-ending (if you watch it, you’ll see what I mean – no spoilers!)
  • You can’t text and drive, but this guy can text and play piano!
  • Did you like Whiplash? Try this!
The Breakdown

This film opens with some sexy shots of a curvy grand piano in all it’s sleekness. A group of men carry start moving a grand piano out of a big mansion (with a picture of our protagonist Tom with an old man on the side). They carefully move the piano into a removal van for shipping. Meanwhile Tom (our pianist) is on a plane flying into Chicago. He wishes the plane would crash. But his wish is not answered. He cannot escape playing at the concert.

After meeting his wife before the concert, Tom is alone for a lot of his screen-time. He is alone in the changing room whilst everyone else is getting into their positions. He is alone on the walk up to the piano, and he is alone at the piano, which is elevated over the rest of the orchestra. Tom is on an island and the director isolates him in the shots he features in. As a result, we can see his fear of repeating his previous failures. The stakes are also much higher when it’s just you. (The focus on Tom also allows Elijah Wood to have the whole lime-light).

Another effect to look out for is the director’s editing. It makes playing the piano look a lot more exciting than you think. If you want a comparison, go onto YouTube and search for a piano tutorial. Most of the time, it’s just an image of someone’s fingers playing (shot from above), or a side shot of the whole person. Rarely do they get any more exciting than that on YouTube. However, on the big screen, the cutting from Tom’s dancing fingers to his anxious face builds some Hitchcock-esque tension. (The big swivel shots could also be a metaphor for the swivels Tom’s head is going through).

Whilst the plot may not be to the liking of some, I thought it was an entertaining thrill ride. It serves as a perfect example of how to shoot a musician and a perfect option before or after you watch Whiplash. However, this is a Spanish film, so no marks for watching it. Grand Piano is pretty much a Hollywood film so come back and watch something like Embrace of the Serpent for a challenge next week!

 

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Zero Point Film Difficulty Ranking: 2

If you know your John Hughes from your Richard Linklater, or your Stephen King from Stranger Things, this is the film for you. Zero Point is your classic high school film. There’s plenty of drama and enough gossip and bullying to keep you entertained throughout. It’s perfect for fans Dazed and Confused, Carrie, or Sixteen Candles.

From: Estonia, Europe
Watch: Trailer, Amazon Prime, YouTube Rent
Next: Thelma, Bad Genius, Kids Return
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The Merchant of Four Seasons Film Difficulty Ranking: 4

For ‘real’ German cinema, look no further than here. For this is the New German Cinema of the 1960s-1980s, a cinema where commercial interests were kicked out of the window. In The Merchant of Four Seasons, you will see the real Germany of the 1950s in it’s grim glory. You’ll see everything commercial films won’t show you: class prejudices, domestic violence, and depression. Watch this film if you’re intrigued!

Why Watch The Merchant of Four Seasons?
  • You want to see the bleakness of humanity
  • To see something from the New Wave of German cinema (1970s) by one of it’s leaders: Fassbinder
  • Was life good in Germany in the 1950s?
  • For some 70s film cinematography: quick zooms and close ups
The Breakdown

The film starts with Hans (our protagonist) arriving home in the middle of the night. He has just come back from Africa where he spent 7 years with the French Foreign Legion. Instead of being pleased to see him, his mother tells him off for turning up in the middle of the night. She tells him “the good die young, and the bad always come back.” What a lovely mother! What has he done to deserve this?

We learn that Hans is a fruit salesman and doesn’t earn much money. However, before you start feeling sorry for him, he is an alcoholic and a wife beater as well. So much so, that his wife nearly leaves him after he comes back from the pub drunk and beats her. Is Hans a really bad guy or someone who has been forced down a bad path? The film argues both. West Germany in the 1950s looks bleak and without much opportunity, but Hans’ alcoholism and violent nature does not help him.

More important than Hans is the story of Irmgard, Hans’ wife. She is threatened and beaten by her husband, looks after the kid by herself, and is asked how much she costs when walking along the street. She is treated as a maid and a sexual object. Irmgard’s position as the ‘German woman’ of the 1950s shows the absence of equality and respect for women at the time.

Conclusion

Fassbinder’s portrait of post-war Germany is very negative. He doesn’t seem to think much of human nature and portrays life in West Germany as pretty grim. Both the protagonists are in positions they didn’t want to be in. For a gritty look at life in post-war Germany watch this. However, if you do not want to see class prejudices, domestic violence, infidelity, family discord, depression and self-destructive behaviour, watch something else.

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rEACH yOUR LIMITS Film Difficulty Ranking: 2

Are you ready for a challenge? If you’re a runner, a hiker, or if you just like a good adventure, you’ll enjoy watching Kiril push himself to the limits in Reach Your Limits. His goal: to run 600km (375 miles) from one end of Bulgaria to the other in under 5 days. And if that sounds too easy for you, the route follows the Balkan Mountain ridge, with multiple peaks over 2000m.

From: Bulgaria, Europe
Watch: Trailer, Vimeo
Next: Touching the Void, Children of Heaven, MacFarland
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What does a radical filmmaker do when the energy of the New Wave is fading? He makes a film about the Virgin Mary and Joseph to provoke controversy from the Catholic Church.

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Hail Mary Film Difficulty Ranking: 4

So what does a radical filmmaker do when the verve of the New Wave is over? He makes Hail Mary, a film about the Virgin Mary and Joseph to provoke controversy from the Catholic Church.

From: France, Europe
Watch: Trailer, Rent on Amazon, Buy on Amazon
Next: The Passion of Christ, Children of Men, Second Coming
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