Film Difficulty Ranking: 2

Los Hongos follows some cool-ish kids who like to skate and paint. We follow them around Cali in Colombia as they move around the city meeting up with friends and family. This is like spending a bit of time with friendly tour guide in Colombia. This is a sneak peek into life in Cali. (At least I think it is! Please comment if director Oscar Ruiz Navia gets it wrong).

Why watch Los Hongos?
  • To experience Colombia without the expensive plane ticket (and language problems).
  • Coming-of-age films! I’m a fan!
  • For some infectious vibrant colours to make you forget the overcast weather outside.
  • To see an old man singing ballads in the shower!

Los Hongos opens with a night-time close up of a paint roller covered in red paint being dragged across a chain of posters of political candidates. Is this a political act? Next the protagonist paints a red blotch on the wall. Rebellion? Probably not, for our protagonist is revealed to be Ras, just a young adult figuring out life. He tries to skate on a small bar on the roof of his house until the cockerels start singing before slumping on his bed. His brief moment of peace is broken five minutes later as his mum’s alarm wakes her up and the morning begins.

By this point there had been no dialogue, but I already wanted to know more about Ras. Who was this guy and what gave him the determination to stay up until dawn skating and painting?

We later meet his mate, Calvin, another guy like him who lives with and takes care of his Nana. He gives us a tour of the neighbourhood and Colombian culture by taking him to visit his Dad who takes them to the local cafe where we hear local music, see (and can almost smell) local food, and hear conversation about local politics. It’s like a Lonely Planet 101 to Colombia. That’s what I love about some simple films like this one; they immerse you in another country for an hour or two.

In addition, the cinematography is great. The vibrant colours paint the city to life so you start wanting to be there too. Plus the editing and camera framing and movement is beautiful. For example:

  • Tracking shots of the characters skating or biking (ie. where the camera alongside them).
  • Shots of characters in mirrors.
  • The medium-long shots of characters or scenes gives the film a relaxing rhythm, allowing you to soak in everything. (In contrast with the effect of long shots in Androids Dream and The Lobster).
  • One beautiful shot of Calvin’s Nana. She is telling Ras and Calvin about a story from years ago and when she finishes her face is shot in close up with Ras slumped asleep on the bed on her right and Calvin asleep to her left. The camera follows the movement as she looks to her right and then to her left. She sees that they have both fallen asleep during her story and she looks directly at the camera which then cuts to a picture of her as a girl. The direction beautifully captures her strong nostalgia and her recognition of her age and closeness to death.

Don’t worry though, because this is not a depressing or sad film. This is a film that rolls with the flow of life and fills your spirit. For a chance to be a kid in Colombia for an hour and a half, choose Los Hongos.

Film Difficulty Ranking: 2


Not all Indian films are musicals! Talvar is an easy to watch and clever film from Meghna Gulzar which lacks the music and dancing of most Bollywood films. This one is mostly crime, with a touch of humour.

Why Watch Talvar?
  • What!? You haven’t seen any Indian films yet?
  • You like a good ‘whodunnit’ film.
  • Is this a contemporary take on Kurosawa’s Rashomon?
  • You can see a future in criminology.

The film starts in a special event, hosted by the Indian Central Department of Investigations (CDI). We are introduced to Ashwin, a lawyer who likes to play games on his mobile phone and carry out detective work at a local street food vendor. These things make him ‘normal’. He stops to look at one of the photos of the crime scene… and cut. [The discovery of the murder scene is re-enacted].

Here’s a few film tributes to look out for:

  1. The Paparazzi who swarm the crime scene is shot just like they are shot in Fellini’s La Dolce Vita. The camera moves with them and gets very close to the victims or protagonists they are chasing as if we are one of the paparazzi.
  2. The vigil for the victim is cut in between reports from the news questioning who committed the crime. The way the news reports and snappy interviews with the public are cut around the candle-lit vigil reminded me of Gone Girl. Count Gulzar as a fan of David Fincher.
  3. Those multiple murder narratives are inspired by Akira Kurosawa’s Rashomon. (A Japanese classic which you must watch if you haven’t already).

Otherwise listen out for the character’s seamless transitions from speaking Hindi to English in the same sentence. And watch out for the ‘water-container’ shot – a beauty!

In all, Talvar is worth a watch. An entertaining film with an clever message.

 

Film Difficulty Ranking: 1

New Zealand created the perfect Vampire Mockumentary with What We Do In The Shadows. Who thought that Vampires could be so funny after Twilight!? Featuring the next director of Thor and half of Flight of the Concords get your fix of film from down under right here!

Why Watch What We Do In The Shadows?
  • You like a quirky comedy (ie. Napoleon Dynamite, Big Lebowski…)
  • You didn’t like Twilight as it had no realism or humour.
  • To learn about the Vampire Society in Wellington, New Zealand.
  • You’re a Vampire Hunter wishing to learn more about your targets.

Viago, age 379, wakes up from sleep at 6pm just after the sun has set. He gets out of his coffin and wakes up his room mates for a house meeting; Vladislav (aged 862), Deacon (aged 183), and Petyr (too old to remember). Deacon is hanging upside down in the closet, Vladislav is having a vampire orgy, and Petyr is too scary to invite to the house meeting.

Hand-held cameras give What We Do In The Shadows it’s authentic ‘documentary’ style. We feel like we are really being given a tour of a Vampire household in Wellington, New Zealand. In addition the costumes and production design work a treat to make everything believable. From the stone coffins to each of the Vampire’s unique styles the set and costumes allow us to believe this mockumentary.

As it can be hard to write about comedies without giving away some of the punchlines, I’m just going to say that this one is worth your time. I was sceptical as Vampires aren’t my faves, but luckily for me, the combination of posh Viago, rebellious Deacon, the reformed torturer Vladislav, and odd-ball Petyr is funny enough to remind you of the most hilarious moments you might of had in a flat share or halls.

Don’t skimp out on Kiwi films! (It’s on Netflix).


Film Difficulty Ranking: 3

One of Fellinis classics, La Dolce Vita takes you on a tour of Rome’s superficial upper class world. This one is full of parties, affairs, and paparazzi.

Why watch La Dolce Vita?
  • Get a feel for that Italian culture without leaving your bed.
  • For a taste of Italy’s most famous director.
  • Get invited to a weird mix of parties with a crazy bunch of people.
  • Feel like someone famous as paparazzi follow you everywhere.

Two helicopters enter flying over Rome’s suburbs, one carrying a statue of Jesus. Children abandon football to chase after the two helicopters captured by sweeping camera movements. There’s even a nice shot of the helicopter carrying Jesus from the other helicopter. A pretty modern shot for the time. The helicopters approach a roof-party where a number of girls are sunbathing on the roof. One of the helicopter passengers leans out of the helicopter to ask for one of the girl’s number. He says he is taking Jesus to the Pope.

Paparrazi are everywhere. Watch out for the camera movement. It often moves with the paparazzi, putting you in their position. The camera moves quickly towards a famous subject just as the paparazzi swarm around them. We are always where there are famous or rich people and we are always invading people’s privacy. Where there is paparazzi there is something going on even if it is of their or Fellini’s own creation.

A superficial world is also presented cleverly by Fellini. I counted two times where non-diegetic music is then stopped by one of the characters on a nearby juke box or record player. What we think is real is actually fake. This superficiality of the parties Marcello attends also seem like big crazy attempts to entertain themselves. The superficiality reminded me of Antonioni’s L’Avventura released in the same year, like The Great Beauty (an homage to Fellini from 2013) and even, to an extent, Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers (hah! Bet you didn’t expect that to be mentioned.).

Anyway, as a classic, I have to recommend watching this one, even if it is to please your inner film buff. As for Fellini, I did slightly prefer Nights of Cabiria. Enjoy.

Embrace of the Serpent

Embrace of the Serpent Film Difficulty Ranking: 4

Wow. Possibly the best film I have seen this year so far, Embrace of the Serpent is many things at once. It is a beautifully shot film set deep in the Amazon jungle that delves into many themes, including Life and Death, Culture, Civilization, Religion, and Exploration. This is a must see.

From: Colombia, South America
Watch: Trailer, Rent on Amazon, Buy on Amazon, Hulu
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